Welcome to another Saturday edition of Overheard on the Plane. Today we focus on some fun parting salutations…
Submitted by Carl
Southwest flight from California connecting to West Virginia
Flight Attendant: We thank you for flying Southwest. We know you have many travel options. Luckily for us you couldn’t afford those.
Submitted by Hazel in Atlanta, GA
Delta flight from Charleston, SC (CHS) to Atlanta (ATL)
Flight Attendant: Thank you for flying Delta. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.
Submitted by Denise in Seattle, Washington
WestJet flight from Vancouver (YVR) to Calgary (YYC)
Flight Attendant (upon landing): Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.
Submitted by Chris
US Airways flight from Calgary (YYC) to Phoenix (PHX)
Flight Attendant (upon landing): Smoking is not allowed in the terminal. Please refrain from smoking until you reach a designated smoking area, which is currently somewhere outside of Arizona.
Submitted by Mark in Providence, RI
Southwest flight from Islip (ISP) to Providence (PVD)
Captain: Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines!
Submitted by Henry in Charlotte, NC courtesy of PC
US Airways flight from Charlotte (CLT) to Orlando (MCO)
Flight Attendant: We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today and the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of US Airways.
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