Happy final day of 2012! Here we go with Throwback Edition 6…
Submitted by Ben in Washington, DC
Delta Marine Terminal – LaGuardia (LGA)
Gate Agent: Ladies and gentlemen, if you have given up your seat in exchange for a voucher and a later flight, you should not be attempting to board this aircraft, I can see you! Hendricks family, that means you.
Submitted by Sean in Chicago, IL
United Flight from Los Angeles (LAX) to Chicago (ORD)
Flight Attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to be the first to welcome you to Chicago where the local time is 7:05 in the morning. We hope you enjoyed your flight today, again my name is Suzzane and on behalf of United and our Star Alliance partners, we thank you for choosing us and hope to see you on-board again soon. If you did not enjoy your flight, my name is Mary and on behalf of American Airlines and our oneworld partners, we thank you for flying. Please address all concerns to our customer service desk located in Terminal 3 concourse H!
Submitted by Helen in Sioux Falls, SD courtesy of OHEverywhere
Delta Flight from Los Angeles (LAX) to Atlanta (ATL)
Guy #1 while finding his seat: Awwww, man, you’re supposed to be a leggy blonde.
Guy #2: Yeah, sorry, I’m just a fat Asian.
Submitted by Shirley in Billings, MT
Arrivals Hall with a group of girls who had just arrived via connection from New Orleans
Loud Girl: Look, we were in New Orleans, and they were passing out free condoms. On the outside they say “protect your personal stimulus package”!
…and now some Irish Humor
Submitted by David in Dublin, Ireland
Arrivals at Dublin Airport (DUB)
Someone was playing a joke upon arrival in Dublin. The annoucment in the arrivals area after customs was the following:
Arriving passenger Master Bates. Master Bates your parents are waiting. Beat it to baggage claim.
Submitted by Marty K in Dublin, Ireland
Aer Lingus flight from Dublin, Ireland (DUB) to Barcelona, Spain (BCN)
Flight Attendant: Would you like some headphones?
Passenger: Yes, please!!! …and how did you know my name is Phones?