Microsoft Business has a list of seven things never to say to flight attendants as compiled by Christopher Elliott:
- Hey, what happened to the food?
- Am I going to make my connection?
- No wonder your airline is bankrupt.
- I have a bad feeling about this flight.
- If your airline goes out of business, what will happen to my miles?
- I have a bomb in my bag.
- Hey, stewardess!
See the full article for details as to why each of the above was included in the list.