Happy Saturday and Happy Cinco de Mayo! In celebration of the holiday, we offer up a few of the more risque overheard conversations. It’s all part of the flying experience. Enjoy!
Flight from Bangkok to Chiang Mai (Bangkok Airways)
Male Passenger 1 – How much time do you think we spent sober on our Thailand trip so far?
Male Passenger 2 – Three hours?
Male Passenger 1 – How many hours total do you think we were in Bangkok for?
Male Passenger 2 – I’m still hungover, stop ****** talking to me.
Flight from Berlin to New York JFK (Delta)
Male Passenger 1 – So you think the client bought all those sh**ty ideas?
Male Passenger 2 – Of course, we pull cr*p out of our a***s and they love it, genius
Male Passenger 1 – I really love this job!
Alitalia International Check-In -Rome Fiumicino – Leonardo da Vinci Airport
Female Passenger 1 – Wow, you really travel light.
Male Passenger 1 – That’s what happens when you fly with these a**holes and they loose your luggage.
Delta Lindbergh Terminal – Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport
AMEX Representative– Sign-up for the Delta SkyMiles card and earn enough miles for a free trip anywhere in the domestic US.
Female Passenger 1 – Sir, you’re peddling lies
AMEX Representative – Excuse me?
Female Passenger 1- We call them SkyPesos now and you can’t go anywhere with them (tears the application). They are worth cr*p. (screams at others) – Don’t sign up for this card!
Flight from JFK – San Juan, Puerto Rico (Delta)
Flight Attendant – Mexican fiesta omelet?
Male Passenger – Not if you paid me
Flight Attendant – Yea, I don’t blame you, what a way to start the day.
Flight from Zurich to JFK (Swiss)
Male Passenger 1 – I hate when I’m assigned to work for Susan, she is a complete b****. She needs to take a vacation and reset.
Female Passenger 1 – Screw the vacation, she needs to take this weekend, find a man, and …
Imagine having passengers like these sitting next to you on some of the world’s longest flights that I posted about yesterday!
Delta appears to be celebrating with margaritas on their flights today…