The Oklahoma City Thunder star Kevin Durant is the biggest prize for NBA teams during free agency this year. One of the teams that is rumored to be in the running for his services is the Boston Celtics.
A local rideshare company, Fasten, has announced that they will offer him free rides for life if he signs with the Celtics. The Terms and Conditions of this deal are:
- You will get unlimited, free Fasten rides for life if you sign with the Celtics.
- We would also appreciate 50/40/90 shooting.
Similarly, Boston-based Legal Sea Foods previously offered Durant free crab legs for life if he chooses to sign with the Celtics this offseason.
Now if only I were 6’9″…