Reader John Klint in NYC shares news that The Mark plans to extend their Valentine’s Day inspired “Sexual Satisfaction Grading Card” as a gag for couples checking into the hotel.
During Valentine’s Day guests were each provided with the card and asked to rank their partner from 1 to 5 (horrible to excellent) in 11 categories including:
- Language Use
- Problem Solving
- Speed of Recovery
- Overall Effort
The NY Post reports that the card notes that “Good sex may cause increased endorphins, younger-looking skin, improved heart health, strengthened bones, weight loss (approximately 100 calories) . . . and longer-lasting relationships.”
During the holiday, The Mark also had aphrodisiac-infused cocktails and “an Agent Provocateur thong for each couple”.
Not sure that a grading system will necessarily inspire couples to choose this hotel over others, but perhaps you can stop by and grab some cocktails without checking in!