Hotel Extends Program Inviting Guests to Grade Their Sexual Satisfaction

Reader John Klint in NYC shares news that The Mark plans to extend their Valentine’s Day inspired “Sexual Satisfaction Grading Card” as a gag for couples checking into the hotel.

During Valentine’s Day guests were each provided with the card and asked to rank their partner from 1 to 5 (horrible to excellent) in 11 categories including:

  • Creativity
  • Generosity
  • Language Use
  • Problem Solving
  • Speed of Recovery
  • Stamina
  • Overall Effort

The NY Post reports that the card notes that “Good sex may cause increased endorphins, younger-looking skin, improved heart health, strengthened bones, weight loss (approximately 100 calories) . . . and longer-lasting relationships.”

During the holiday, The Mark also had aphrodisiac-infused cocktails and “an Agent Provocateur thong for each couple”.

Not sure that a grading system will necessarily inspire couples to choose this hotel over others, but perhaps you can stop by and grab some cocktails without checking in!

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