Flying with a budget airline doesn’t have to be all about nickel-and-diming, Frontier seems to now include free comedy shows. Daniel Sandberg the comedian, I mean flight attendant, is an extra perk you don’t have to pay for.
Passengers were able to hear his incredibly hysterical take on the safety briefing on a recent flight to Colorado Springs (COS). Not to give away too many spoilers, but I hope to never have to wear my itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini!
Thanks to Cindy Kuhn who recorded the video, you can see if this free perk may entice you to sample a budget carrier next time you take to the skies. Not recorded in the video, the flight attendant introducing his fellow flight attendants – the one up front as his wife and the one in the back as his mistress.
…and just a few of my favorite quotes:
In case yours doesn’t inflate, grab your neighbor and hold on for dear life
Once you’ve stopped screaming place that mask over your nose and mouth
Be sure to adjust your own mask before assisting your favorite child or your husband who is definitely screaming louder than you are
Let’s be honest, only those of you who paid the extra $49.99 get any of the oxygen
Smoking of any kind is not allowed on the aircraft, unless your like me and smoking hot