Last year, clogged airplane toilets strangely became a figment of popular news feeds. This year, pervy men wanking in economy class seem to be vying for the spot atop air travel nuisances.
The epidemic’s latest victim, 26-year-old United passenger Genevieve Pascolla, has taken the airline’s flight attendants to task for, as she claims, joking and turning a blind eye to a seat mate pleasuring himself in an economy seat last month. Pascolla was on a flight from London Heathrow (LHR) to Chicago O’Hare (ORD) last month.
“They then started making jokes about the situation asking, ‘What perfume are you wearing?’ and excusing him, saying, ‘He’s had a bit of wine,” Pascolla wrote on her Instagram.
This behavior is taking sloth to new heights. Certainly, it’s not all that difficult to get out of a seat and walk 20 feet to a lavatory to relieve oneself.
Here’s a review of high-profile masturbatory incidents this year, thus far:
March — The Gross Student Who Got Completely Naked While Enjoying Adult Film on a Kuala Lumpur Flight
March — The Business Suit Guy Who Sheepishly Stopped After Being Filmed
May — The Creep Who Pinned a Woman’s Arm Down While He Watched Porn on Southwest
July — A Woman Sued American Airlines, Claims FAs Failed to Stop Her Seatmate From Jerking It
July — A Woman Sued United, Claiming a FedEx Pilot Sexually Assaulted Her While Wanking
For the record, this gross, cowardly, bizarre act of self-indulgence ABSOLUTELY does not qualify one for entry into the mile high club.
Just make it stop already!
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This is a difficult situation because the perp is sitting adjacent to the victim. If FAs are unresponsive maybe the best course is to tell them to tell the pilot that you want law enforcement to meet the plane on arrival. That will get their attention and can be done out of sight of the perp.
This is 2018. In the year 2020, the passenger won’t be doing it under a blanket.