The Craziest Person to Sit Next to on A Plane

Within two hours of the flight, Matt had consumed 14 glasses of wine. I kid you not. He was 7 sheets to the wind, seeing doubles, hobbling around. The man was utterly and completely roaring drunk. A male flight attendant came around and again Matt ineptly handed him a ten-dollar note, slurring, he said, “This is for you, Mr. flight attendant.” “Sir, I can’t take this,” Mr. flight attendant said. “Yes, just take it, take care of us.” Shrugging, Mr. flight attendant pocketed the ten-dollar note in his jacket and sauntered away. Matt then felt very hot and decided to take off his sweatshirt, sitting there topless. “I need a smoke,” he said.

Friend and reader Bryant passes along this link to The Craziest Person to Sit Next to on A Plane by his friend Ali Hussain. Check out the full article over at the Huffington Post.

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  1. No passenger on any flight should be served 14 glasses of wine, even the small ones, much less 14 in two hours. If true (I have my doubts, there seems to be some literary license here), this cabin crew needed severe reprimands. As-is, I simply don’t believe the story as presented.

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