Microsoft Business has a list of seven things never to say to flight attendants as compiled by Christopher Elliott:

  1. Hey, what happened to the food?
  2. Am I going to make my connection?
  3. No wonder your airline is bankrupt.
  4. I have a bad feeling about this flight.
  5. If your airline goes out of business, what will happen to my miles?
  6. I have a bomb in my bag.
  7. Hey, stewardess!

See the full article for details as to why each of the above was included in the list.

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