After posting this morning about Which Nation’s Air Travelers Are Most Likely to Join the Mile High Club, I received a slew of interesting emails promoting different airborne “relationship” activities and products. Here’s the most entertaining from WishCoUK, a UK based company offering life changing experiences. This is their Luxury Mile High Club package starting at ?4,999…Happy Valentine’s!

There’s something sexy about air travel. Whether it’s the shape of the fuselage, the legal fabric restraints or the complimentary sparkling wine, nothing gets our mojos working quite like it. Alas, acting on these urges while airborne can be problematic. Do so in ‘Economy’ and you’re likely to elicit the most ferocious of frowns from fellow passengers. Worse, furtive trips to the bathroom with your beau can carry legal repercussions – unless your tryst is officially sanctioned. Good news: you may now fulfill those filthy flying fantasies without *cough* flying continental! We have got our mitts on a selection of executive jets and we’re gearing up to offer your very own private airborne erotic event. Yes, we are inviting you to join our luxury Mile High Club!

What happens on the day? After enjoying some time in the VIP lounge, you’ll be met at the airstrip (phwoar!) by our pilot. He’s certified (by us) as the most discreet pilot currently employed in British aviation. After the standard air safety briefing, your mighty sky horse will become air borne and you’ll receive Champagne and chocolates. As soon as the plane has reached the magical height required by international aviation law for nookie – 5,280 feet – you’re good to go wild. You’ll have the cabin to yourself to use as you please. Require silky pillows, luxurious linen with an erotically high thread count, soft lighting and scattered rose petals? We’re happy to make arrangements – just ask when you contact us for your quote. Catering for two people is included, as is access to the complimentary bar. You’ll be free to cavort and consort to your heart’s content. Imagine! The people of Hampshire will have absolutely no idea the things you are getting up to above their heads! You’ll have around an hour in the air to commit as many unnatural acts as you wish, before returning to your seats for landing and an awkward silence. Once back on the ground, you’ll get the chance to have your picture taken with the pilot, provided you can look him in the eye without blushing. Sign up and take your ‘how’s your father’ a whole mile further.


Q: Is this real?
A: YES! So real it hurts, if that’s what you are into. Hot on the (stiletto) heels of our Romantic Break for Three, we’ve secured a fleet of love jets flown by expert (read: broad-minded) flying aces.

Q: Who can book the experience?
A: Any two consenting adults (18+) of either gender. Unlike some well-known MPs, we are completely open minded.

Q: Will this qualify for Virgin Atlantic air miles?
A: Unfortunately not – although we understand that Richard Branson is a Mile High Club member.

Q: How long does it last?
A: Well that depends on how tenderly your… wait, you mean the flight? It’s roughly one hour in the air. Or in this case, smooooothly one hour. Extended flight times can be arranged upon request – just ask!

Interested? You can check out full package options and read through the remainder of their entertaining FAQs here.

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Tom // Sit in first February 14, 2013 - 6:07 pm

Enjoyable post. 🙂

BothofUs2 February 14, 2013 - 8:03 pm

Great post…pretty expensive though. Turboprop route might be more economical – read about one in Cincy area a while back –

Looks like it would be pretty cozy in there. I have no personal experience with them…

Carolina2all March 11, 2013 - 6:45 am

Apart from the price, which takes away most of the passion, this is a great idea! It truly would be a great Valentine’s Day present and the offer should be available on other days as well, of course, for a smaller price.


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