Confessions of a Fed-Up Flight Attendant: #2 – More Nudity & Sleeping Pills

by Adam Last updated May 14, 2014

On a recent night flight to Santiago, Chile the male purser saw a first-class passenger, naked as a jay bird, wandering around the plane. He got him back to his seat and thought that was the end of it. That is never the end of it…

Betty continues her adventures with the “ambien zombies”. Thanks to Mark from Yahoo! for sharing a new weekly series called “Confessions of A Fed-Up Flight Attendant” written by “Betty”. Below is a snippet of the second entry from this past Monday, you can check out the full post here and a new one each Monday.

An Overly Friendly Zombie – She was a disheveled looking woman in her 50s. I saw her staggering to get up and rushed over to her. It was clear that she was asleep. She falls down. I grab her under the armpits and pick her up to walk her to the bathroom. When we make it to the lavatory she giggles and shuts the door on her hand. When she comes out she is a woman on a mission. “I”m going to find him,” she slurs. “What?” I ask her. She begins to lumber down the aisle. At row 10, she stops. “It’s him.” She climbs into the flat seat of the passenger in first class and lays on top of him. He is horrified. I panic and pull her off. “That’s not him,” I reprimand her. At row nine she does it again. “It’s him. It’s him.” She does this with every man in the next row, more sure each time that this time, it is him. When we get to row two, I slide her into the chair next to her husband. “This is him,” I tell her. “I promise.”

“I Would Never….” – On a recent night flight to Santiago, Chile the male purser saw a first-class passenger, naked as a jay bird, wandering around the plane. He got him back to his seat and thought that was the end of it. That is never the end of it. Thirty minutes later the same guy was naked again. This time he was peeing onto his seat … right onto the clothes he had just taken off. He put his clothes back on, but in his zombie state he didn’t realize those clothes were soaked with urine. The next morning the passenger looked totally normal (even though he didn’t smell that great) and the purser decided to tell him about his bad behavior. The passenger became incredibly indignant: “I would never take my clothes off on the airplane how dare you say that to me!” The male purser stayed calm as he replied: “How do your clothes feel?” “My clothes are kinda stiff,” the passenger said as he touched his shirt. “That’s because you peed all over them!”

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Adam is the proud Founder and CEO of both Point Me to the Plane and point.me. An international consultant turned TV programming strategist, Adam currently works full-time on both websites. His obsession with points and miles dates back to his freshman year at college. After browsing Flyertalk and Mileage Workshop, Adam pulled the trigger and signed up for his first Citibank AAdvantage credit card and MCI phone line (yes, landlines still existed). Back then, both deals were churnable and in no time at all, the college freshman had enough miles to travel to Europe and Asia in First Class for free, multiple times. Needless to say, he was hooked! Fast forward a few years and Adam of course ended up in a career with a heavy travel requirement…which meant extra miles for awards! As his colleagues and friends started to hear about and see pictures from his trips, they wanted in on the secret and Adam began to assist them with their bookings, Juicy Miles was born. At the same time, Adam started an email newsletter to prevent those less obsessed co-workers from squandering their point collection opportunities. The bi-weekly email covered everything from upcoming promotions, guidance on maximizing points, and redemption advice. The distribution quickly expanded outside the office and Point Me to the Plane became a BoardingArea blog.

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Miles May 14, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Is the link wrong? I clicked through, but it was an older set of stories.