Leave it to the New York Post and Virgin Atlantic to provide one of the most salacious Yahoo! “Flight Attendant Confessions”, big thanks to Mark at Yahoo for sharing a few snippets, check out the entire article as well as a link to the flight attendant’s tell-all book here:
Who can resist an application that says: “You will work hard, but you will party harder”?
I couldn’t believe what goes on thousands of feet in the air. More than once, I had a passenger slide his hand up my skirt when I was attending to the overhead compartment. And when the lights are dimmed on overnight flights, I’d see randy passengers masturbating while everyone else around them slept. Then there was the couple in the throes of passion who ran around upper-class buck naked.
But nothing beats the InterContinental in Johannesburg, where the altitude is 6,000 feet and the booze goes straight to your head. We threw epic parties at the hotel — one time a steward tossed a sofa out of a hotel window. I always brought some wild props with me — my suitcase was like a traveling sex shop.
One drunken night (in Barbados), I spotted a rugby team partying at a long table. I jumped on it and knocked back their drinks one by one. Later that night, back in my colleague’s hotel room, the hot tub collapsed because we had invited too many rugby players to join in the fun.
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